Yes, you really are a dump ass.
(How the hell do you hit the "p" instead of the "b" on a keyboard? They're a mile apart). 
Whatever. That article is in the vaunted tradition of great car magazine tomfoolery as practiced by Henry Manley III, Brock Yates and others in the golden days of auto journalism at R&T and Car and Driver. They constantly spoofed; road testing tanks and garbage trucks, pulling pranks, etc..
Let's face it: there is only so much that one can seriously write about cars w/o boring the balls off a brass monkey. Apparently you are not a brass monkey. How anyone could actually be fooled by that article, much less offended by it, is mind-boggling. You are an enthusiast, yet you seriously believed an article that says that used-car lots are being flooded w/ vintage Porsche race cars?? Fuchenay.
Let me guess; you voted for W, right? Twice?
