[M.D. Holloway]

I quit the smokes, even booze. I even quit sex for awhile (way back then) but I can't quit the Tagalongs! Those darn things have a hold on me. I can't say no to their charm. The peanutbutter goodness complimented by the chocolate coating and crunchy inards. They are the devils work I tell ya, the devils work!

I had to buy them. They sent their sirens out dressed as innocent little Girl Scouts. Big eyes pleading for a few dollars to help them out. They all brought up the fact that they bought popcorn from Our Son and "wouldn't you like to just try a box of Tagalongs???" They have me in their database. Pegged I tell ya, pegged.

Only thing left to do is buy more milk and enjoy my inventory till it runs out. Ya, sure I'll go through withdrawls. I may even try to search out a substitute. But as I found out last year and the year before that and the year before that - their is no substitute!

(Made me gain 5 pounds in a week)