[Aerkuld]

This guy wasn't stupid, but it is a very funny story...
He'd been sitting at his desk all day wondering what the funny smell might be. It wasn't just him that had noticed it either, several of his co-workers were wondering where the smell of festering dairy products could be coming from. I think it must have occured to him sometime during the afternoon. He did remember that his stick deodrant had felt funny that morning.
When he got home he found out why. It turned out that his 12yo son had carefully removed the deodrant from the middle and replaced it with Philidelphia Cream Cheese.
I guess the stupidest thing was that he came in the next day and told us all.