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Top 10 Common Activities That Sound Sexy but Aren't.
10- Touching all the bases
9- Getting a facial
8- Going for a 30-minute lube job
7- Ordering the pork
6- Glazing the donut
5- Getting a little behind in your work
4- Buffing the hardwood
3- Boning the ham
2- Blowing off your boss
1- Stiffing the waitress.
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1 pickup line of all time:
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you ?"
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"As she lay there dozing next beside me, a voice inside my head kept saying 'Relax... you're not the first doctor who's ever slept with one of his patients', but another voice kept reminding me, 'Howard, you're a veterinarian'."
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With all the spam we get for penis-enlargement pills, you'd think by now someone would have invented a pill that would shrink vaginas instead.
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Whenever my teenage daughter comes down the stairs dressed like a tramp for her date, I think to myself: 'Damn, why won't her mother wear something like that ?
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