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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside
Washington, DC. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man
knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks,
"What happened? What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse
Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100
million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline
and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a
collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
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Marv Evans
'69 911E
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