Katie,
You think you got it bad? Try being into cars all your life then when I was forty something I got a Porsche and had to put up with all the "mid life crisis" BS!
I would LOVE to have a sportomatic just because they made so few of them... I think tech here on the BBS had one for sale that I was seriously looking at but I can only afford one money pit (my 944)
Also of note some guy on the FS BBS had a very early 911 with a Buick V6 turbo that I was looking at (talk about weird) that started out as "runs fast and handles great, has no problems"....
Except it overheats...
And the front spoiler is smashed... etc. etc.
Your car will come.