[teenerted1]

A 6-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
>what?" says the 6-year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."
>
> The 4-year old nods his head in approval. The 6-year old continues,
>"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell
>and you say something with Butt." The 4-year old agrees with enthusiasm.
>
> When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year old what he
>wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
>Cheerios."
>
> WHACK! She smacks him in the mouth and he flies out of his chair,
>tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,
>and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,
>slapping his rear with every step. ; His Mom locks him in his room and
>shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
>
> She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year old and asks with a
>stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
>
> "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat Butt it won't be
>Cheerios!!"
>