OK OK I get it. I'M NOT GOING TO BUY IT!!! Happy now? I'm not. But I'll get over it. Eventually.
I'll still think about it, miss it, want it, etc. everything I can do without actually buying it. I keep telling myself that regret is better than guilt. I'd rather regret buying one than bought it and can't afford to keep it.
I just want to thank you all again for pointing out all the faults on this car that I failed to see (no, not because I didn't want to see them, but because I actually couldn't see them). If it wasn't for you guys and your razor-sharp eyes, I would have ended up with the biggest mistake of my life. So for now, I've decided that I'm going to concentrate on what's really important--school work--and I'm not going to look for other 911s to buy until the time is right (ie, 2 years or so--maybe sooner) which really isn't that long to wait...I'm just rather impatient...
With any luck, maybe this clunker will still be around by then, even if it's a junk yard somewhere, lol.
Thanks again guys, seriously. I do appreciate it, and I really hope I haven't come off as too much of an ass...

A lot of the posts were made in frustration or anger and weren't thought through of how they came across...my apologies for that. I don't want anyone to hate me.