Paul; as previously stated - "you" are techically NOT wearing a bikini...
and anyway; it was Katie who originally posted about gettin' down and soapy in bikinis with her P-car in another thread (not me - knew where that would get me!).
This is Katie's thread...and she seems conspicuously absent when it comes to the "bikini response"...maybe she is "more grown up" than I have given her credit for
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