[stomachmonkey]

Not going horseback riding with the wife but taking out a quad instead. Was in Aruba, I ride and own bikes and quads so no biggie cept I have no gear with me, they send me off w/out a helmet and tell me that the rear brakes are not hooked up, their guests have less trouble that way. Huhhh? weirdest thing I've ever heard but OK I can deal.

Fast forward to me forgetting about the brakes and ending up in the emergency room being bandaged head to toe.

I looked like a friggin mummy. If you've never been to Aruba the whole place is covered in some weird broken slate kind of rocks. I think I would have lost less skin going down on asphalt in shorts and a tee.

Kinda ruined that vaca.