Those are Victoria's secret models, dude. If you don't like their bodies, all I can say is "There's an ass for every seat", I guess.
The reason they look word is because they are 6 foot-tall supermodels. They're race horses. Freaks. If they walked into your local IHOP in sweats and old tennis shoes, every farmer and old lady in the place would drop their sausage and stare with their mouths agape. They are beautiful. Trust me on that.