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Bang her like a screen door in a hurricane, and then immediately tell her what you saw and summarily dump her ass. Extra points for 'missing' and hitting the wrong orifice.
OTOH, you didn't qualify the relationship you currently have. If you're not already at the physical level, then you probably don't have any grounds for being pissed.
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