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Originally posted by Overpaid Slacker
Then, just a few minutes ago we were discussing on the phone whether to go Toledo tonight (on last second notice) to pick up a car I bought.
ME: Well, we could go tonight, but I'd rather wait a couple of weeks and plan to go, instead of having to pull this together at the last second.
HER: Me too; I'd rather go tonight.
ME: Wait, what? That's exactly not what I just said.
HER: No, you just said you wanted to go tonight.
ME: Holy. ****. Are you kidding me? (I repeat word for word what I'd said). How do you get from that that I want to go tonight?
HER: Don't talk to me like I'm stupid.
ME: Oh, so you're getting that vibe but you couldn't get what I'd actually said ten seconds ago?
OK -- I didn't say the last part, but I was thinking it. Nor did I say "then don't "listen" like you're stupid".
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This may be the funniest thing I've ever read! I had to put my hand over my mouth here at work to muffle the sound!
Oh, wait. You have to put up with this cr@p. I'm SO sorry.
Oh, god. I can't stop laughing!!!
Sorry...seriously...
*snicker*