[Zeke]

I think there is a guy living in one half of a New York house that has a boarded up wall dividing the house into two areas. He won't leave the house for fear that his wife will get it, but he won't live within her sight. There is only one entry on the street level, so he has to climb up to a balcony to enter his 2nd floor digs. I bet he'd like to transport his portion.