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A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch, he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few?", he asks.
"No, not at all", the woman replied. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl.
"I'm so sorry for eating all your peanuts! I really just meant to eat a few", the preacher apologized.
"Oh that's alright", the woman replied. "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them".
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