[sammyg2]

A piece of string hops into a bar and up on a bar stool and orders a beer. The barkeep kicked him out because, well he was a piece of string.

He hung out near the bar entrance for a while and then asked a girl who was walking by to do him a favor. He said "please pick me up and tie a large knot in one end of me, and then fray out the fibers on the small end." She did.
He hopped back into the bar and onto the same barstool and this time with a bit of a cocky attitude, said "yo barkeep, beer".
The bartender said "aren't you that same piece of string I just kicked out of here?
The string said, "I'm a fraid knot!"

Booo hisss.