[SlowToady]

You f'ked up in the first place by ASKING her a QUESTION. I *never* ask girls questions if I can avoid it, I just tell them. It takes less time, requires less work, and keeps me from getting pissed off. You can't always avoid questions, but you can much of the time.

In in the case of the stream of consciousness I usually just say "STOP, that is NOT what I asked you, I asked X" and depending on the type of question ask for a yes/no answer. Example with a girl I'm kind of dating at school:

Me: Hey I'm going to Blazer, wanna go?
Her: I don't know, I have this lab report, I have to go tanning and you wouldn't believe...
Me: Oh my god, just stop talking. Stop, just shut up. Just say yes or no, 'are you going to blazer with me'?
Her: Yes.

Another example:

Me: Get dressed, we're going out to dinner. And wear something nice. Hurry up.
Her: Where are we go---
Me: I don't know, I haven't decided. I'm leaving in 20 minutes, be ready, I'll be downstairs. ::walks out::

The whole "little princess" mentality doesn't help either. **** pop culture for getting all these girls thinking that they are all princesses and models, and should be treated as such. Gurl power, ra-ra-ra!!! STOP THE BRAINWASHING!