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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
Posts: 28,977
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dueller
And whenever they bring a boy over for me to meet, I usually sit around in boxers and a wife beater, cleaning a gun and say things to young suitors like: "Jus' so we understand each other, I've been to prison twice and I don't mind goin' back."
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Favourite line over here is to sit around and clean either the .45 auto or pump 12 gauge when the date arrives. When the boy tries to get friendly you do the same, then point to the shovel in the corner and say "its an awful big desert out there, what time are you going to have her back home?" 
Considering how cute these two are, you might consider a GPS bracelet! If their personality is as nice as their smiles, you are a lucky Father.
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2021 Subaru Legacy, 2002 Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins (the workhorse), 1992 Jaguar XJ S-3 V-12 VDP (one of only 100 examples made), 1969 Jaguar XJ (been in the family since new), 1985 911 Targa backdated to 1973 RS specs with a 3.6 shoehorned in the back, 1959 Austin Healey Sprite (former SCCA H-Prod), 1995 BMW R1100RSL, 1971 & '72 BMW R75/5 "Toaster," Ural Tourist w/sidecar, 1949 Aeronca Sedan / QB
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