[Overpaid Slacker]

Not to pee in anyone's cornflakes, but I hate that ad.

Yeah, all life's shortcomings and disappointments are salved by just having kids. Lots of them.

And if you drive this pos, guys (unemployed trendyboys, of appropriate aesthetic and racial cross section) will ogle you.

And the pos' name has an "X" in it -- so it's radical, yo!

It actually reminds me for some reason of the "1985" song of recent popularity.

Not inspired brainstorming behind this one. JMHO.

I change the channel when it comes on. Like I did when the "Talking Head in the talking TV" or the "ahhhhh... everyday people" Toyota ads would come on. I made myself a promise that I've kept: having so thoroughly annoyed me so often with stuporous, inane advertising, I will specifically never purchase a Toyota.

I don't need to make myself a similar promise with Lincoln, because I'm in no danger of ever wanting to buy one (except maybe a suicide door Continental ... if they'd called it the ContinentalX, then it'd be superhellacool).

JP