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The last 2 times I have written this Bio Mother has been beside herself saying, "Don't you get it, your supposed to be writing about your accomplishments and not your failures." I replied, "But Mother I don't have any accomplishments all I have is failures." At which Mother shakes her head and leaves the room in digust at her son.

Well this is the 3rd go so lets see if I can write something Mother will like. I have lived a life of complete moral decadence, have renouned all faiths save one and have become a man of wealth and taste, a changling. Now I am rewriting history to obscure the truth and I do it with delight. I have known the bitter taste of the man who had an epiphany on the road to Damacus. I have looked into the abyss of my soul and have gone willingily into its darkness. Once there have found the light within that transcends the soul. I am like the man who has traveled down a long and dusty highway fraught with danger, lonliness and unutterable grief only to come over the rise and find the promised land below. Once there to find peace within and the power of self knowledge. Ouuu Mother should like this, it has just the right touch of the metaphysical.

Well I can't say how disapointed I am. Mother absolutely hates what I've written she says, "What kind O (excrement) is that, your supposed to be writing about what a wonderfull family you have, great job, that your the all American success story not some kind of flaky New Age (Horse Pucky), nobody wants to hear that, they will just think your nuts..what the %&$@ am I going to do with you. Ummm maybe I,ll have to write your bio for you."

Tabs is a wonderfull son, he is a multi-millionaire, who retired when he was 36. He enjoys collecting Art and other assorted things, at which he has become proficient, and makes lots of money. Pursuing his hobby he has associated with other wealthy and famous people who share the same passion for buying cheap and selling high. Tabs also writes Political and creative commentary which has a devoted readship in the thousands, which has even reached the level of people who shape public opinion and policy in the World. Other than that Tabs lives a life of ease and relaxation free from any kind of worry in the world. Tabs is a totally enlightened soul, who I am proud to have as a son.