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Tabs... dude.... You're taking too much Diazepam.
Or maybe not enough. Either way, you may want to get that checked.
Don't you know that Classmates is for your high school alumni? You have to be a typical successful blue collar American to fit in.
No millionaire stuff!
It should read more like this:
After graduating from the local community college with a degree in foodservice dynamics, I became the night manager at the McBurger on the corner of 5th and Howell streets.
I'm recently through my second divorce, but got to keep my 1978 F-150. Currently I'm living at the Dixie Estates mobile home park on Lyndon Road. (That's lot # 15 if any of you hot women are available. No fat chicks.)
[paraphrased from an actual bio]
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The souls of the righteous are in the hand of God, and no torment will ever touch them.
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