OK, Tabs, you win. I admit that I found the OT forum too late to have read your posts when you gave real biographical material. I was wasting my time over on the tech board, silly me. Anyway, with the poster formerly known as Paste gone and it is once again safe to go in the water, I ask with some trepidation for you to reintroduce yourself so that us Johny-come-latelys can get to know and despise you. I mean, get to know you so that we can better judge when you are being serious or sarcastic. Yeah, that's what I meant.