[fingpilot]

Reminds me of an old favourite.....

Right after reaching cruise altitude, the mandatory 'welcome aboard' speech was due from the cockpit. The grizzled old (probably tired looking) Captain did the usual speech to the cabin over the PA, and on finishing, replaced the handset in it's holder, but forgot to shut off the system.

His words, meant only for the co-pilot's ears, were "Now all I need is a good hot cup of coffee and a blow job from that cute new flight attendant in back."

Of course, all of this went out to the cabin over the PA. The new F/A in the back, hearing this, thinking only of the good name of her airline, got up from her seat, and began walking briskly up to the cockpit door to tell her Captain that the switch was still on for the Cabin PA.

A little grey haired lady seeing her racing up the aisle, reached out and stopped her in mid-stride, and with a straight face said... "Don't forget the coffee."


Yes, an old one, but a good one. That and the billy goat one.