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yep... I drove down to the local Goodwill, searching for my pot of leather. I looked in the womens coats and skirts sections and no dice. Bummer I think. I am walking out thinking it fell just short of genious, and then, I walk past the women's shoes! Bingo! They have tons of real tall black boots. As luck wold have it, I find two of the same pair, adn both are 100% dead cow. And so the wacko idea begins.

Continued in part 3....