1 Schilling - his best days a long gone, he wont finish the season
2 Beckett - HAHAHA, he's your #2
3 Matsuzaka - you paid how much??? at least you cant complain about how deep the Yankees pockets are now.
4 Wakefield - his best trait is that he burns up a lot of innings, good to have with your bullpen
5 Lester, Tavarez, Snyder, Gabbard - Who? HAHAHA
C Papelbon - Finally your management made a smart move. I was beginning to wonder about you guys.