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Originally posted by johnco
Fortunately for us, after the introduction of television and talking movies a few years ago, we coonass retards have been exposed to the rest of the world. All those west coast and Texas intellecuals moving here looking for jobs are slowly teaching us manners are unnecessary, oil field is pronounced erl field and many other useful things we never knew about. Now with the recent influx of mexican workers teaching us broken English we might be able to take a Texas or California vacation without hiring an interpreter. All we need now is some of you guys coming down to show us how to cook bland food

Now that's funny.