[wludavid]

This might be a little radical for you all, but how about this:

We remove all the nonsensical draconian drug laws, make it so no one has to prove they weren't smoking a little weed over the weekend, and save money on the ridiculous "war on drugs."

That way, the author wouldn't have to pass a piss test, those in need of welfare could keep getting it, and the money saved rounding up 14-year-olds with dime bags might just save you money on your taxes!! Win win win!