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Originally posted by stevepaa
Although it seems like a good idea, the cost would be enormous. Can you imagine all the records to keep, samples to process, yikes!
No need for more record keeping, and you can save on postage if the following is implemented:

1. A welfare person needs to get himself to a regional office.
2. He pees in a cup.
3. Urine is tested for drugs.
4. If drugs show up, no check. If the urine is clean, the welfare person gets his check.

Oh, and have the regional office conveniently located next to a work recruitment center type place.

Problem solved.
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