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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
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Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7P.M.,
dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful
flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car...
a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes m e out for dinner...
a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.
Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much
I could have just died from pleasure!
So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.
Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"
Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent."
-Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.)
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