[K. Roman]

Originally posted by widebody911
I worked some "connections" and obtained a copy of the letter:

DEAR HONORABLE MR HUSSEIN

I HOPE THIS LETTER FINDS YOU IN GOOD HEALTH. MY NAME IS OBUKO NUGABI, SON OF THE LATE HOOGOBOOGO NUGABI, FORMER MINISTER OF MINING OF NIGERIA WHO CAME TO AN UNTIMELY DEMISE, BEING EATEN ALIVE BY RABID HOWLER MONKEYS. I COME TO YOU FOR HELP TODAY IN THE MATTER OF MOVING 75.000 TONS OF URANIUM YELLOWCAKE OUT OF THE COUNTRY, FOR WHICH YOUR PAYMENT WOULD BE 10.000 TONS TO DO WITH AS YOU SEE FIT.

PLEASE REPLY WITH YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS SO THAT WE MAY BEGIN OUR BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP.

that was hilarious!