[cmccuist]

I predict that the stripper errrrrrrrrrrrr, coed will be rehabilitated in the press. Look for a follow up story months from now where she will have righted the ship and is on her way to a degree in sociology and is doing community service (maybe or maybe not involving a brass pole).

Also, it will come out that there was "strong forensic evidence" that her drink was spiked or some such nonsense effectively absolving her of culpability in the incident.

Meanwhile, Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson will continue to father illegitimate children and look for the next Imus or Tawana Brawley or Dennys phot op - rooting out racism wherever and if ever it exists (or not).