[M.D. Holloway]

Last weekend, we were having a few beers with some friends. I noticed that one of our friends, a women, was just about done so I said to her “Andrea, can I tighten you up?” My Wife, Andrea and the other women started cracking up. My Wife said in astonishment “WHAT?”. I did not really know what the issue was. “Do you want another beer? Do you want to get tightened up? What’s the deal?” I said.

I guess the women thought I was suggesting I wanted to have sex with her. Her husband and the other guys thought the expression was great. No one had ever heard it before.

Have any of you ever asked someone if you could ‘tighten them up’ in reference to getting them another drink?