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Originally posted by svandamme
mate, Stijn is a very Flemish name, it's definately not a Dutch name
but other then that, no arguments with yer List
i have made many Victims with my #12
cobblestones rule, anyone who drives a RWD Porsche going up a 20% incline on those, in the rain , with wheelspin at speed and keep it together, i will never question yer driving skills again
- when boozing, never ask if anybody needs a drink, if it's your turn, start looking for the waiter as soon as the average drink on the table is at 4/5ths, start panicking if anybody is at half empty...
ignore all screams from those saying they don't want any coz they have (insert any excuse whatsoever)
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Gee.....and I was trying to pronounce the "ij" American style....got my larynx all bugged up....had to have some droppies to calm it down again.....
If you can drive up cobblestones in the rain, you must clank when you walk...or have a limited slip (BTW...my Quaife is awesome in that regard).
BTW, the Belgian booze habit is great for us Cloggies....we can just start drinking and the beer keeps on flowing courtesy of our dragooned Belgian hosts. If we are careful, we can be slurping at exactly the moment the waiter shows up so that we can make gurgling noises which **can** mistakenly sound like an offer to buy while ensuring that it is muddled enough that we don't have to pay. Remember that the Dutch aphorism is that you can "save yourself rich"....
In some ways it is the retaliation for catching us out on #6., effect is we die of tulip strangulation, you die of starvation paying off our beer bills....
Love it....
Dennis