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Originally posted by Joeaksa
Sorry but Chuck forgot one of the worst... the Gila Monster. If you play with it and it gets its mouth on your finger you will have to go into a hospital to get it off, and it may kill you in the process.
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joe yes i forgot this wonderful beautiful "LIZARD OF DEATH!"
these sometimes get as big as 12 ft jes lak thar kin in INDONESIA!
they taste jes lak chicken!
seriously if you find one.............you have had a bonus day! they are cool. they are very slow. they are very stupid. they are a non issue............UNLESS YOU DRINK A GALLON OF WHISKEY AND SHOVE YOUR HAND DOWN THEIR THROAT!...........then yer day just went to HELL and yer probably gonna DIE!
remember our state motto............" there is a direct and scientific corollary to the number of tattoos one has, the number of beers drank.............and the number of times one is bitten by a venomous creature of the DEZ!"
STUPID.............HURTS!
also federally protected as is the dez tortuga(turtle), as well as ridge nose rattlers/coral snakes.
in other words..........dont kill a GILA(pronounced - Hee-laa not gill-a)MONSTER and skin him and wear him as a hat band!