[Craig 930 RS]

> A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
> over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle,
> and I can't figure out how to get it started."
>
> Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
> it's finished?"
>
> The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
> it's a tiger."
>
> Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
> puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has
> the puzzle spread all over the table.
>
> He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the
> box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no
> matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
> assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
> tiger."
>
> He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to
> relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." He
> sighed...
>
> "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box..."