So with Sheryl Crow going on about toiletpaper use . . .and how users should limit themselves to
one square per squat ...2 or 3 for the bigger jobs. ...I propose that we men form a "TP-Offset consortium."
That's right, We will take full advantage of our
standing (and shaking) in the bathroom. We will make Millions (MUHAHAhaha) in highly desireble TP-credits sold to our squating counter-parts.
btw, rumor has it that TP is largley Carbon based. We may have an angle into the highly lucrative
Carbon Offset position as well.
