[GO DAWG GO]

A farmer hauling a load of pigs in a stake bed truck was driving up the 5 freeway in LA. The farmer hit a bump in the lousy road and a pig fell out of the truck and rolled harmlessly into the center divider.

Two Pollocks driving a 930 Porsche saw the calamity and stopped in the center of the freeway. Grabbed the pig and took off up the freeway at a high rate of speed.
Hauling Pork butt the Pollock's were pulled over by then CHP. The highway patrolman walked up to the Porsche and says “Why are you to fellas going so fast”?
The pollock driver says “Officer you see this pig in the back seat, It fell out of that pig truck way up the road and we were just trying to catch the owner to give the pig back”
The Officer said “Well I can appreciate that but the speed limit in LA is 65 MPH”
The Pollock says “Well officer, how are we to catch the farmer”? CHP Officer “Well I guess your not” Pollock says “Then what are we going to do with this pig”? CHP officer realizes they’re near Griffith Park and says “Take him over to the LA Zoo”

Two weeks pass………

The CHP officer is cruising the 91 Freeway near Beach Blvd and notices the 930 Porsche and sees that there is a pig in the back seat…Out of curiosity he pulls the Porsche over and walks up noticing the same pollocks and the pig. The CHP officer says” I thought I told you to take that pig to the Zoo”! The pollocks says “Officers we did, we did, and had so much fun we thought we would take him to Disneyland today”