Cindy & I were shopping today. I was strolling down a hardware aisle...A grandma and a boy, maybe age 4, were in the same aisle.
The kid was reaching toward something or other. Grandma screamed: "No-no, don't touch. If you do, that man (pointing to me) will break ALL your fingers!"
The kid pointed to me, an expression of fear oh his face, "HIM?!?", he asked. Grandma said "YES!"
I shook my head no, looked at the kid, said: "I'd NEVER do that."
Then the b!tch lit into me...I wasn't "helping" her discipline her grandchild.
Then Cindy lit into her...oboy, did she ever, with another lady as
backup. I know when to shut up and let others fight for me, yeah I do.
It got kind of fun after that, but gawd...what the HELL was this broad thinking????
Any theories???