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Originally posted by johnco
found a picture of my little accident a few years ago where I fell on a mirror and while dropping to my knees, a large piece of glass somehow landed on my calf. sliced a large slab of meat off and severed my nerves. couldn't feel anything from the knee down.. of course as drunk as I was, I just wrapped it with toilet paper and passed out again. went to the hospital a few hours later. pretty huh? sure wish someone would have taken pictures when the lawnmower just about removed my leg and arm when I was a kid. now that was kind of disgusting looking.. imagine 5 years old and seeing the bones in your leg. holding your arm so it wouldn't fall off

You're that dude from the old "stupid mistakes with power tools" thread, aren't you, the one giving Calamity Jane a run for her money.

Don't make someone break out the boney finger picks again.