[Zeke]

I was given the duty of "burying" my father's ashes at sea, and years later, my mother's on land. This is emotional stuff that I don't want anyone to have to do. Cremate me and dispose.

If the survivors want to get together, that's fine. Won't make a modicum of difference to me. Lately, it seems more and more are skipping the funeral jazz and having a nice dinner, wake style.

Fill the pitchers with martinis. Drink the '84 Cab.