[craigster59]

Hunter S. Thompson already did the "cannon", so mine would be a casual gathering, Hawaiin attire required. Cocktails and volleyball @ 10 a.m.
After working up a good sweat, a bracing "skinny dip" for those so inclined, otherwise proceed straight to the "bumper cars". Drive around, bump and have fun,

Now we get serious, if you can't throw horseshoes or play ping pong, you might just as well head to the bar and grab a table early.

After Keith Richards (whose STILL alive at this time) performs a smokin'
set, ending with a great slide rendition of "Statesboro Blues" segues right into SRV's "Life Without You".

After that, everyone jumps into the 'Hot tub" and has fun.

Oh, wait a minute, about the ending? I want to be cremated.

Those ashes? YOU'RE SOAKING IN IT!!