[johnco]

not that kind of escort but my friend used to get DWI escorts. since he repaired police units and sometimes their personal cars around here on his offtime, local force all knew him.. they would notice his car at a local bar, come back at closing time because they knew he would not leave till then, and escort him home. they even escorted him home once as he drove along the shoulder on his lawnmower with 2 cases of beer sitting on the front after asking him not to drive on the highway and hold up traffic. crazy s.o.b.. I built him a self propelled toilet for Mardi Gras one year. he wore a robe and a Mardi Gras hat. sometimes his underwear. only after mooning the crowd in front of the police station, the chief politely asked him to keep his underwear on from then on. He got a little sterner warning after we were pulled over during Mardi Gras parade traveling thru an upper-middle class subdivision as he danced on the roof of the truck wearing only a g-string. kinda crazy, but good guy to have with you when you're pulled over since he knew all the police from every nearby town.