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N-Gruppe doesn't exist
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: *%@#ing GPS, where am I? Oh wait I see the Space Needle.
Posts: 4,394
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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge
black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, 7 feet
tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle,
Turner Brown.
The white guy faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy say's "what's wrong with you?"
In a week voice the little guy guy says, "what exactly did you say to me?"
The big dude says, " I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the
answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350
pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name
is Turner Brown.
The small guy says, "Turner Brown! . sweet jesus, I thought you said "TURN
AROUND"
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