[johndglynn]

I just found this thread - damn you all with your 32 pages of jokes, I should have been in bed an hour and a half ago!

A mouse runs into a music shop and hops up onto the counter.
"Excuse me" comes the high pitched little voice.
"Yes?" says the shopkeeper.
"Have you got any mouth organs?" squeaks the mouse.
"30 years I've had this shop and never seen a mouse" says the guy, "but you're the second mouse in here today. And the other one was looking for a mouth organ too".
"Oh" says the mouse, "that must have been Our Monica".