I’m b-tching again about jerks on the freeways.
I wonder what political party tailgaters gravitate too. It reflects the "Me first" and get the h-ll out of my way attitude. basically a overall lack of respect for other people.
What is a good payback for aggressive tailgaters? What can Joe Shmoe do to get them off you arse?
I’ve heard of windshield washer fluid in the slipstream works…?
I wish I was a California Highway Patrolman at times like this morning. I was being tailgated (3 feet from my rear bumper) for miles in the carpool lane going 80 MPH with someone in front of me. No where to go, but get out of the a_sholes way so he could tailgate the guy in front of me…If I could, the state would make a mint off of me giving tickets to these boneheaded jerks
The following infractions would warrant a ticket from me…….
1. Aggressive tailgating (I would take them to jail for reckless driving)
2. Neurotic lane changing with no blinkers (The idiots who cant stay in one lane).
3. Nuclear headlights that are adjusted improperly. (the ones which burn the corneas out of you eyes from your rear view mirror).
4. Jerks cutting in and out of the Diamond lanes over the yellow lines.
5. Inept people playing CHP… going to slow in the fast lane to show you that you shouldn't exceed 65 MPH.
Porsche Exclusive
6. And all other dirt bags who have to prove their car is faster than your Porsche...(I don’t need to explain)
7. Anyone tailgating a Porsche because they have a short Johnson….( Need I explain)
8. Anyone stopping behind a Porsche and seeing just how close they can get to your Whaletail.. then looking at you in your rear view mirror to see if your getting nervous..
Like I have said in other threads…Get on the freeway and get into the mix of traffic, then give her a little gas and watch the frenzy. “ Oh Geez that Porsche cant pass me” attitude
Taking your life in your hands daily……
