[Jeff Higgins]

Why do people talk on the cell phone when they are on the throne anyway? A few weeks ago I got one side of a very detailed conversation between an engineer in the next stall and who must have been his boss on the other end. He actually said something to the effect of "I'll get to that in just a bit; I'm actually taking a ***** right now". My god...

I used to work in a mezzanine above a factory floor. There is an open foyer with access to the caffeteria and the rest rooms, along with access to one of our larger conference rooms. Some genius designed the men's room entrance with no doors; just kind of a zig-zag path to follow from the foyer. This may very well work with the ladie's room, but...

I have lost track of the number of times our meetings (often with customers) have adjourned and spilled out into this foyer. Nothing better than having everyone milling about the foyer when some guy lets 'er rip in one of the stalls, echoing as it does out of the resonance chamber known as a toilet bowl. Adds a certain "profesional touch" to our meetings.