[berettafan]

regarding the meat i can say you DO NOT want to follow a crunchy into the ****ter. i'll follow a meat eater over a veggie nut any day.

and thanks for the story, i actually had to grab a tissue to dry my eyes. brilliant.


i do not understand, however, the need felt by the narrator to hold it in while the neighbor was on the phone. to me a person on the phone in the ****ter is just begging for some noise! i mean, sharing the sounds of a cereal/bean dump with stallmates is fun enough but if somebody is giving you the opportunity to share with someone who isn't even in the bathroom?!! Well game on baby!!!