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A friend of mine has a 4-year-old son. Her son was always complaining of chapped lips and asking to borrow her chapstick. Eventually, she showed her son where she kept it in the bathroom. She instructed him that he was only to use it in the bathroom and to put it back when done. She continued to use the chapstick in the bathroom.

One day, she walks into the bathroom and sees her son putting chapstick on the cat's butt. The kid explains (as a four-year-old would) that the kitty's butt is chapped and needs medicine. She wonders if this is the first time her son has done this...