[djmcmath]

I can help you with this problem: I offer a very affordable service for P-car disposal, guaranteed to eliminate this problem forever. In most cases, I am able to exchange a client's P-car for a 20 year old Honda Civic which is barely capable of reaching and maintaining the speed limit, and looks like it's working hard at that speed. Such a vehicle incites no such envy-racing from minivans, SUVs, or even old beaters.

(Where's the green font so I can mark this as joking?)