View Single Post
Isabo Isabo is offline
The Cuddly One
 
Isabo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Milan, Italy
Posts: 1,515
Computer professionals: a woman's perspective.

The project manager is a person who believes that nine women can make a baby in a month.
The developer is a person who believes it will take 18 months to make a baby.
The co-ordinator is a person who believes one woman can make nine babies in a month.
The client is a person who does not know why he wants a baby.
The marketing manager is a person who believes he can make a baby even when he doesn't have a man and a woman available.
The optimisation team believes it does not need a man and a woman and that it can make a baby with zero resources.
The documentation team believes the baby's birth is unimportant as long as the nine months are documented.
The quality auditor is a person who is never happy with the process for making a baby.
The designer is a person who has designed three different ways to make a baby without testing one of them.
The specialist is a person who changes process every time needs to make a baby
The consultant is a person who after in-depth interviews and analysis with the client's wife describes the process necessary for making a baby
__________________
-Isa
911E 3.0 (Tristezza, the Rattus Maximus) and Jimmy the Mini lll
Dum vivimus, vivamus!
Man braucht nicht reparieren was funktioniert!
Old 05-19-2007, 04:16 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #1 (permalink)